1. Name?
Amos Edwards

2. Age?
Twenty something.

3. Height & weight?
5'9" & bwhahahahahah

4. Favorite movie(s)?
Last of the Mohicans (1992)
The Sting
Vertigo

5. Favorite type of music?
Metal.

6. Favorite Band?
Danzig

7. Religious affiliation? Um hell if I know. Lemme see, I got some family that's Catholic, some Hindu, but most are Protestant. So that would make me... nothing I'm not pious enough for any religion. heh

8. Favorite thing to do with money?
Hookers. What? Okay okay seriously I love to spend money on... hookers.

9. Would you make a good husband?
Well my mail order Russian bride seems to like me well enough. I can't really tell, the only words out of her mouth I can understand is vodka.

10. Do you drink or use drugs?
No but when finals roll around I intend to be so high on speed that I won't blink for four weeks. Oh and my liver is the size of a whale from five years of marinating it in whiskey.

11. Do you respect women?
Of course, as long as they walk three feet behind me at all times.

12. With your degree in english everyone seems to think you're going to be a teacher. Any comments?
Yeah all my friends can blow me. I'll teach when people start believing George Bush is a good leader and that grease ball dictator Rudy Guiliani becomes beloved and Time's Man of the ye... oh fuck I guess I'm gonna teach then.