
P-O-T It was a commonly quiet morning in the upscale neighborhood of Porter Oak Town, Maine. A cool breeze slipped through the tranquil suburban community, carrying with it the early signs of autumn. There was that delicious aroma of life beginning to fade into winter’s cold touch. The sun teased to break through the clouds as two moving trucks lurched down the street and stopped in the driveway of a two story cream house. They were two grimy metal beasts, black blemishes against the posh scenery. As a trio of burly movers began to unload a seemingly endless amount of cardboard boxes, the unseen eyes of the community came alive around them. Blinds and curtains were pulled aside so curious eyeballs could observe every movement. “Looks like somebody new is moving into the Wilson’s place,” whispered Earl Jansen to his wife Sharice. Gazing through a small gap in his kitchen window curtain, the slender man waved for his spouse to come to his side. “Come on Hon, get over here and take a look.” A short, raven haired woman came strolling into the kitchen, clad in a fluffy pink robe and matching slippers. She calmly stopped at the counter to pour herself a cup of coffee before joining her husband at the window. On tiptoes she caught a quick peak from her husband’s viewpoint, then wrinkling her brow she sipped at her coffee. “I can’t believe they managed to sell that place so quickly. Whoever bought it must be rich.” Sharice took another sip before sauntering out of the room. “Yeah,” said Earl, his small gray eyes were transfixed on the mountains of boxes being brought into the house across the street. “They must be.” As the two moving trucks finished depositing their cargo and left, a black sports car came burning down the road. It spun to a rest where the trucks had just been. Earl watched intently as two people skipped out. Smiling brightly the two hugged and kissed on the lawn before walking into the house hand in hand. From his vantage point Earl thought they looked very young, much too young to be able to afford that house. He was about to turn away from the window when the couple came bouncing back out to retrieve the few boxes the movers had left on the lawn. “Honey,” Earl spoke, not caring if his wife heard him or not. “I’m going to introduce myself to the new neighbors.” Still in his pajamas and slippers, Earl slithered across the street towards the couple. The closer he came, the younger they appeared to be. “Good morning,” he called when he was almost on top of them. “Morning,” answered the young man, extended his hand, which Earl shook graciously. He observed that the kid gave a soft shake but his hand was callused and rough. Earl could feel powerful muscles underneath that soft grip, muscles filled with energy. “I guess we’re your new neighbors. I’m Todd and this is my wife Leslie.” Earl was taken aback at the sheer youth of the two. Not a wrinkle or blemish mapped their faces. The man whose hand he was still holding looked no more than a pup. There were not the ravages of age in their eyes, just that golden light of hope that always burns in the young. The husband was a tall, muscular, blonde haired child, with both ears and eyebrows pierced. He was dressed casually in a baggy T-shirt and blue jeans. Earl’s eyes darted from the young man to the cleavage of his even younger wife before finally coming to rest on her smiling face. From her violet eyes to the dimples on her cheeks there was a provocative yet wholesome appeal to her. The more he gazed at her, the more Earl realized she resembled a smiling kitten. Cats aren’t built like that, he thought, glancing lower at her full figure. “I’m Earl, Earl Howard. I live across the street. I saw the trucks and had to come and sorta welcome you to the neighborhood.” Leslie’s smile grew more broad and wicked. “That’s so nice of you. We didn’t even think anyone was around this place, it’s so quiet.” The three exchanged pleasantries for a few minutes, chatting about the little things in life. They seemed nice enough on the surface but Earl felt uneasy around the young husband. There was something corrupt behind those dark eyes, something cruel. Sharice would say it was just his imagination but Earl knew what he felt. The couple invited him into their new home and Earl readily agreed, nosy to get a better look at the house. As he followed them into the house he informed them of the locations of the best grocery stores, restaurants, and schools in case they were planning on starting a family. The young couple seemed to listen, but gave no new information about themselves. Earl continued to ramble, finding more reasons to stay in the house and peak at all the assorted boxes. He weaseled his way into a cup of coffee, which kept him there another twenty minutes, carefully watching while Todd rummaged through the oceans of unpacked things. Leslie excused herself and disappeared upstairs while Earl was nursing his coffee. A beeper on Todd’s hip went off while Earl was bringing him up to speed on which of their neighbors was cheating on their spouses. As Todd made a phonecall Earl went poking around the boxes, peaking into open ones and accidentally opening those that were closed. One thing that struck him was the large amount of top soil, tar paper, aluminum foil, and fluorescent light bulbs that were nicely arranged in one corner. Todd finished his phonecall and joined his neighbor. “Sorry about the interruption, had a small emergency.” The young man smiled softly and Earl nodded. “I hate to be rude,” he said flatly. “But what do you do for a living? I just had to ask.” Earl watched Todd’s face age a hundred years right before his eyes. “I’m an independent contractor,” he answered, stumbling with the words. “I inherited the business from my dad. He always told me to work smarter instead of harder. So I took what he gave me and made a nice chunk of change.” “That’s good advice.” “Yeah it’s the only good advice he ever gave me.” Earl finished his coffee and left the house with a thin smile on his face. He scurried back across the street and went right for the phone. His heart was racing and he found his hands unable to dial. “Where have you been?” his wife asked. She was sitting at the kitchen table, a towel wrapped around her body, smoking a cigarette. “I was introducing myself to the new neighbors. And you’ll never believe what I found out.” “What?” Sharice asked after a long drag. “They’re growing drugs!” Earl exclaimed, almost shouting. I just know it! Marijuana, Ganja, Hashish. I guarantee you they’re growing them.” He took a deep breath and finished dialing. His wife just stared at him blankly for a moment. After a long sigh, Sharice got up and left the room, shaking her head as she went. Earl was too busy grinning from ear to ear to notice her exit, he was already off in his own world. He listened as the phone on the other end rang and was answered by a deep, low voice. “Hello Sheriff Howard speaking.” “Hey cousin, it’s Earl. Get over here now!” “Earl?” the voice groaned. “It had better be important. Not another one of your fantasies.” “Would you just get your fast ass over here. There’s a bunch of drug dealers in our neighborhood.” With a grunt the Sheriff hung up. Five minutes later his squad car pulled into Earl’s driveway. Grumbling all the way, the large man lumbered out of the vehicle. He stopped for a moment to let his long legs clear the steering wheel and then crept up to Earl’s frontdoor. “Cousin?” he called, ignoring the doorbell and bashing his fist on the wooden door. “Pssst,” came a noise from the bushes just a few feet to the side. The Sheriff turned and found his younger cousin crouched stealthily under the shrubs. “Over here Jimmy,” Earl whispered. “Oh good god. What the hell are you doing down there?” Earl repeated to his relative the events of the morning, placing extra emphasis on the materials he saw in the house. “And that’s why you dragged me over here?” Jimmy snarled. The Sheriff’s round face crinkled and turned red. “Did you ever think to ask if they did any gardening?” Earl froze for a moment, as if in deep thought. He looked off to the distance for a moment and averted the stone cold eyes of his cousin. “Umm no I didn’t.” Jimmy took his hat off his head and smacked Earl on the side of the face with it. “You stupid shit! Dragging me out here this early in the morning. I can’t believe I’m related to you.” With another snarl and a few more expletives the large Sheriff stormed off. He spun out of the driveway so fast, his tires smoked. Earl spat on the ground and retreated into his home. “Wasn’t that Jimmy?” his wife asked as Earl entered the house. She was sitting on the couch in the living room, brushing her hair. “Yeah,” her husband answered as he bolted by her. “Well what did he want?” “Nothing,” Earl replied, marching up the stairs to his bedroom upstairs. “He’s just being an asshole.” Later that evening Earl and his wife were finishing up a light chicken dinner when the thunderous noise of a truck engine filled their ears. Sharice barely flinched before carving into the meat on her plate. Her husband on the other hand was already up and at the window. There, in front of his new neighbor’s home was a large black truck. Todd James was out on his lawn shouting instructions at a group of four workers. They were frantically carrying bags and potted plants into the house. Earl almost fainted away on the spot. He picked up the phone and dialed his cousin’s number as quickly as he could. “Jimmy’s not going to appreciate you interrupting his dinner,” his wife warned. “To hell with that lazy son of a bitch,” Earl snapped back. “He’d better do his job. And I’ll tell you what, if he lays another hand on me I’m gonna snap and whup his ass.” “Sheriff Howard speaking,” came that familiar deep groan from the other end of the phone. “Jimmy, it’s Earl. Get over here right now, there’s some drug trafficking going on across the street. I swear there is.” “You weren’t satisfied to ruin my breakfast, now you’re going to ruin my dinner. You’ve been hell-bent on making my life suck ever since we were kids.” “Jimmy, I swear to you this is totally legit.” Sweat began to form on Earl’s face as he watched the group outside move swiftly. They could bury the evidence before his lazy cousin even got off his butt. “If this ain’t legit I might just kill you.” the Sheriff slammed the phone down in Earl’s ear. A few minutes later that same dingy squad car cruised into Earl’s driveway. The large black truck had only sped off a few moments before, but Earl was sure that his neighbors would be caught. Once again the slender man gave his cousin the details of what he saw, this time imploring the him to go check the neighbor’s house. With a snort Jimmy stalked across the street, Earl eagerly in tow. A knock on the door was swiftly answered by the smiling face of Leslie James. She was wearing a long white T-shirt and seemed ready for bed. “Is there something wrong officer?” she asked innocently. Her eyes glanced at the sheriff, then at Earl and then quickly back to the sheriff. “I’m really sorry to bother you, but the commotion that big truck of yours caused has the entire neighborhood rattled. So they called me over to check and see if everything was okay. This is a real quiet type of place, so any commotion gets people all jumpy and paranoid.” Jimmy looked back at his cousin when he said that last sentence. “Can I just look around your house real quick?” “Usually I would ask for a warrant,” the young wife answered with a playful grin. “But you go right ahead, just watch out for the boxes. We haven’t finished unpacking yet.” “You stay here,” Jimmy growled at his cousin before disappearing into the house along with Leslie. Five minutes later, he came out, a half empty beer bottle in his hand and a smile on his face. The smile faded when he looked at Earl, standing there chewing his nails. “Sorry to have bothered you,” the Sheriff nodded to the wife. He grabbed his cousin with his free hand and dragged him roughly back across the street. “From now on cousin, don’t call me. If the entire neighborhood is being invaded by anal probing aliens, you don’t call me. If you do, I’ll shoot you.” Jimmy was back in his car and down the road before Earl could even reply. The nosy old man took one last disdainful look at his neighbor’s house and trudged back into his own modest home. Sometime in the middle of the night Earl was violently awaken by a loud thud. His eyes were burning with sleep and his mouth was dry and caked with saliva. The house was silent save for the soft moan of the autumn wind as it teased the curtains. Earl listened for a while and satisfied it was just his imagination he laid his head back on his pillow and tried to get back to sleep. He was in that harmonious place between slumber and waking, vaguely aware of the world around him. A moment later the sound of twigs snapping under the bedroom window brought Earl back. He sat up in bed, rubbing his eyes and trying to listen. His mind put two and two together and he wondered if there could be someone walking around the house. He stumbled out of bed, almost meeting the wooden floor head on. Lurching to his feet, he quietly stepped to the bedroom window, opened it further, and looked down at the side of the house. “Don’t see nobody,” he grumbled inaudibly to himself. A fierce yawn brought tears to his eyes and it took him a moment to clear them. When he did he saw something that made his heart jump. Directly under him the first floor window leading to the living room was open. His thoughts raced through possible reasons for the window being open. Maybe he forgot to close it, after all Jimmy had put him in such a bad mood it would be easy for him to forget. But Earl did not remember even opening, and he knew Sharice would not touch it because she always complained about how the cool Maine autumns gave her the sniffles. It had been all he could do to talk her into leaving their own bedroom window open just a crack. It was probably nothing, he concluded, trying to reassure himself. He gazed out at the rest of the neighborhood, observing how the moonlight made the plush houses with their manicured lawns look even more regal at night. They shone like upper middle class palaces, the shelters of American nobility. “Beautiful night,” he proclaimed, wondering why he never enjoyed the nighttime anymore. He turned from the window and looked at his wife sleeping soundly on her back. He felt something virile stirring inside him, and at that moment he wanted to shake her awake and fuck her like an animal. Boy would that put a shock in her, he mused. But the moment passed as quickly as it came, and Earl felt very old again. He left his place at the window and ventured downstairs in the dark to get a drink of water to clear the desert in his mouth. He just made it to the last step when a gloved hand reached out of the darkness and grasped his throat. The grip was as strong as a vice, and before Earl could register what was happening his breathe was cut off. A second gloved hand came out of the gloom, shaping itself into a black fist and striking the old man twice in the face. Earl’s left eye swelled shut and blood poured from his shattered nose. Just as he was about to pass out from lack of air, the hand was released from his throat. He crumbled from the last step to the ground, falling hard on his right shoulder. “Help!” he tried to scream, but his jaw was broken and blood was filling his mouth, stifling his yell into a garbled squawk. “You just had to be nosy didn’t you Earl?” It was the voice of the new neighbor, Todd. But gone were the pleasantries, replaced with a sinister snarl of murderous intent. “One day and a night here and you had to be the nosy one, calling the cops on us.” Earl scrambled up to his feet, fear gripping his heart as the young man stepped out of the shadows and slowly advanced upon him. The night obscured Todd’s eyes, making him seem even more demonic and wrathful. “Todd?” Earl asked, but it came out more like “Gojb.” “Now you’ll have to be taken care of,” Todd said grimly. “I would shoot ya, but I’ve never been a gun kinda guy. So this may get messy.” Options for escape ran through Earl’s mind but he knew that was impossible. He knew that his old frame had no chance of overpowering the younger man and that he was probably breathing his last few breathes of life. His neighbor reached out and that vice like hand wrapped itself around Earl’s wrist. Pain shot up his arm as Todd squeezed with all his might. “Sorry about this old man.” Earl knew he was coming to his end and at that epiphany he refused to beg for his life. He suddenly wished he had waken up Sharice, even just to see her face one last time. He fell to his knees, tears running down his cheek and waited for the end to come. Todd brought it with brutal efficiency. He gripped the back of Earl’s head with his free hand and smashed the point of his knee into his nose, attempting to drive the bone into the brain. Somewhere around the third blow Earl no longer became aware of the pain, he passed from the torment to the peaceful calm of darkness.